My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
tjcouple1994 replied to your photoset “When little black girls, especially little black dark skin girls,…”This is fucked up. If blacks don’t like the way they get treated and looked at then they more than welcomed to go back to Africa and save tax payers all that free money they get. So go fuck off
tjcouple1994 is a huge fucking racist with no idea of history, economy or basic human decency.
All my white followers who consistently fill up my inbox, I suggest you fill up theirs and educate them.
a message from moonchiildd
Well done on calling the guy out and getting him in trouble. And you are under no obligation to accept his apology.
Tell your dad the next time a guy sexually harasses him by yelling “Nice boobs”, he’s welcome to deal with it however he pleases.
a message from pumpkinpiepants
"Weird how we used to be friends until I realized you are an ill-informed douchebag."
a message from Anonymous
the only acceptable excuse tbh
i can’t believe pete wentz loves us so much he decided to destroy teen wolf for us
FOR PETE WENTZ SO LOVED THE WORLD HE GAVE HIS NEWEST BEGOTTEN SINGLE TO LORD OVER OUR MEDIA INTAKE FOR THE DAY AND THUS TEACH SOME REAL LIFE LESSONS TO INCOMPETENT SHOW RUNNERS. amen
Happy Birthday Supernatural
Nine years ago today, Friday September 13th, 2005, Supernatural aired the pilot episode. Although I didn’t discover the show until 2012 it has seriously impacted my life. Sometimes fun, sometimes scary, sometimes angsty, it repeatedly shows elements of things I’ve always believed: that family doesn’t end with blood, that people can form strong bonds which even Hell cannot destroy, and that salt can protect you from evil LOL!
Thank you, Supernatural, for showing up and entertaining us for nine years. My life was normal until this son of a bitch broke into my house in the middle of the night and said, “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and he hasn’t been home in a few days.”
My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.
And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie."
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
I was prepared to be so angry, and then this just got awesome.