Shari/26/Texas

Currently battling (and hopefully winning) major depressive and anxiety disorder.

WARNING:
This blog is a clusterfuck of whatever I want. I would check my archives out before you decide to follow just so you won't, you know, be shocked or some shit when the gay sex pops up in between the Harry Potter and puppies. J/S.

Things I love:
My family
Losing weight
Sex
Jalisco Burritos
Black Dagger Brotherhood
Harry Potter
Supernatural
Spartacus
Teen Wolf
Game of Thrones
Cartoons
Reading
Angelina Jolie
Gerard Butler
Luna Lovegood
Severus Snape
Leah Clearwater
Castiel
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester
Arya Stark
Jon Snow
Tyrion Lannister
Elia Martell
Stiles Stilinski

Leah Clearwater is my Patronus.

HollyOwl11216

Wand: Silver Lime with Dragon core; 12 1/2 in, very flexible.

Sorted Gryffindor on Pottermore, RAVENCLAW in my HEART.

RAVENCLAW
{ wear }

GRYFFINCLAW
{ wear }

TEAM WINCHESTER
{ SALT AND BURN }

TEAM FREE WILL
{ CRAZY PEOPLE! WE ARE INSANE! }

I ♥ THE IMPALA
{ HOME SWEET HOME }

CURRENT MOON


Read the Printed Word!

April 28th
5:33 AM
Via

theragnarokd:

somewhere out there there is a fic where the Hale pack wasn’t a big loving family, but this hierarchical clusterfuck where people were constantly vying for position and fucking one another over and being assholes and it only kept from falling apart because Talia was one mean mofo of an Alpha

Peter hadn’t changed at all in the fire, he was always like that, he just fit right into the pack

And the reason Derek fell for Kate is she was the first one to treat him as an actual person

(I’ll never write it tho, too in love with Big Happy Family Hales ;___;)

I would read the fuck out of that fic.

April 27th
12:01 AM
Via

Twins

youshinebrighter21:

Here’s the thing.

Stiles loves Allison with all of his heart. He does. The girl’s his other half and he’s pretty sure he’s never going to get married because no one will ever understand the way his mind works like Allison does. And she knows it -

“Alli, you realize that you’ve ruined all my hopes and dreams of ever finding love outside of this house, right?”

“Do you always try to make that sound as incestuous as possible or is it just an accident?”

But she also knows that there are things Stiles does not do. Does not participate in. Does not even look at for fear of being involved.

Stiles loves Allison with all of his heart. But the girl’s unfuckingfair.

“Please?” she asks from where she’s standing behind his computer chair, hands resting on his shoulders as he races to save Princess Peach for the billionth time - or, well, as Mario races to save her. Stiles prefers the sedentary lifestyle. “Stiles, come on, I never ask you to do this kind of stuff, but I really like him, okay? I want it to go well and I’m really nervous and oh my god, Stiles, jump.”

Stiles tosses his game controller in the air as Mario dies, scrubbing his hands through his hair and tossing his glasses to the desk. “Okay, well, I can’t jump when you’re behind me whining and making that pouty face! And I know you’re doing it, that’s why I’m not turning around.”

Allison spins the chair around and Stiles digs his heels into the carpet, glaring up at her. “That was rude.”

“Stiles, please,” Allison begs, hands circled around the arms of the chair. “I haven’t been on a date since Matt and…”

“Yeah, I warned you about him.”

“…this is the first time I’ve actually wanted to go on one. And I’m anxious about it and I think he maybe is, too, since he suggested that we make it a double date, so - please? I’ll make the face.”

Stiles sits up in his seat, head shaking as he orders, “Do not make the face.  I swear to Christ, Allison.”

Allison does. Her bottom lip juts out and her brown eyes get as wide as they possibly can and Stiles is moving out.

“I,” he stammers, breathing out a sigh and tilting his head back against the chair. He admires his gaming setup upside down, staring wistfully at the monitors and drawings and posters and - oh, hey, that’s where he hid the box of condoms he’s never had to use.

Allison pokes his neck and Stiles sits up again, wincing in pain and then rolling his eyes because her expression hasn’t changed. “Oh my fuck, fine. You owe me a new game.”

Read More

April 26th
2:36 AM

Currently, I have 32 sub folders in my Teen Wolf fanfic folder. Each folder is a different ship (and there are several stories that I haven’t made folders for yet).

I wasn’t joking when I said I ship everyone with everyone on this show.

March 26th
11:58 PM
Via

colethewolf:

hetalocked-lauy:

OH NO 

PAINFULLY AWKWARD MOMENT IN FANFIC

/SLAMS HANDS INTO FACE

/WALKS CIRCLES THROUGH ROOM

/ASDFGJHFKL::LALDFLHKL???

continue reading

I cannot even explain how fucking accurate this is.

March 8th
1:51 AM
Via

kingswithlionhearts:

No Featherbed For Me (by lit_chick08) in GIFS

Gendry looked positively furious, and for a moment Arya thought he was going to strike her. But then he stepped back, his fists clenched tightly at his sides, and growled, “You make no sense whatsoever! You keep acting like you’re a child but you’re a woman-grown!”

“I am not!”

Letting his eyes linger upon her body, he spat, “You certainly look it.”

Arya glanced down and promptly felt herself flush in humiliation; her shift and smallclothes had become transparent in the water, and she was as good as nude before him.

December 15th
1:36 AM
Via

Peter/Girl!Stiles - Behavioral Conditioning

roseandthebeast:

I had a weird dream the other night about Peter and girl!Stiles bargaining for things in five minute increments of making out. Starting with Lydia’s life.

TW for coercion and canon violence.
2.4k. Because why not.

Read More

Oh my….

November 28th
6:57 PM

You know what I would like to read?

A well written, AU story where Leah has a best friend who stuck with her through all the Sam/Emily shit. Someone who was there when she was with Sam, had her back when Sam and Emily betrayed her, and still stuck by her even after Sam ordered her to stay away from people who didn’t know about the wolves. Her friend finds out about the wolves eventually, probably due to one of the boys being stupid, and still is by Leah’s side. Someone who isn’t afraid of the wolves or the council, who tells Sam/Emily/everyone where to stick it, and lets Leah know her feelings are valid!

Leah needed someone like that in her corner. :/

Sorry, I’m just having a lot of Leah feels right now.

Damn, I wish I was a good writer.

September 5th
3:31 AM
Via

That’s what I’m talking about

ferreuscelo:

Not Featherbed For Me by lit_chick08

Arya smiled at Bran’s words, shaking her head. She crossed to one of the windows, staring out at Winterfell’s lands, at her family’s lands. As a cool breeze scattered her hair, she declared, “I wish I had been born a boy.”

“Why?”

She turned to meet Bran’s gaze. “Because boys get choices and girls get orders.”

August 9th
4:13 AM

Any fic that includes puppy piles/pack cuddling/pack bonding in general is a good one.

August 5th
6:31 PM

Sometimes, I think I should be worried about how much gay porn I read.

August 2nd
7:26 PM

I consider myself pretty open minded but omg, knotting and MPreg FREAK ME OUT! It just makes me feel weird in the worst way.

July 26th
10:38 PM
Via

onlybylaura:

What you’ll need:

·A coin
·Clear glue
·A gay, cheesy fanfic extract
·A pendant ring (from crafts sotres)

 

1. Take a paragraph from your favorite fanfic or book and print it or photocopy it. Make sure your printer is not in “Draft” mode.

2. Clean the coin completely and place it just where you want it to be, over what you want to have in the pendant.

3. Cut roughly around that specific spot. Cover the coin with glue and paste it behind the text, using the light against it to guide you.
*If your paper isn’t thick enough, you may want to paste a blank piece of paper underneath your text as a base.

4. Cut out the surplus.

5. Put just a little bit glue over the text, spread it outwars and let it dry.

6. Add a thick, thick layer of glue. This will act as the acrylic that will protect your pendant once it’s completely dry. I suggest you to let it dry overnight.
If you want to, you can add a second layer once the first one is dry. This will make it look more… real.

Finally, paste the pendant ring on the back of the coin.

Warnings:

·Try avoiding smut. You don’t want to walk around with the word “pounding” hanging from your neck, do you?
·If anyone asks about it, try not to panic and hide it underneath your shirt.
·Be prepared for  fangirling outbrusts. Just thinking that you have your OTP in your necklace may give you feels.

July 24th
7:22 PM
Via
boltthebadass:

Who needs 50 Shades of Grey.
When you can have 50 Tabs of Fanfic?

boltthebadass:

Who needs 50 Shades of Grey.

When you can have 50 Tabs of Fanfic?

July 3rd
3:28 AM

FF.net I don’t give a damn about all the new shit you are doing to the site if you are getting rid of all the M rated stories.

Seriously, fuck you guys.

3:26 AM

Didn't Have To Say

Five times Hotch didn’t have to say the words and one time he did.